I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and she was petting her beer can
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Drake has all the answers
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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