They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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