I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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