Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
True strength comes from lack of pants
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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