Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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