we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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