If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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