I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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