And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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