We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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