question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize