Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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