Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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