Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Acid is not a monday night drug
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Randomize
