I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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