no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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