i can't believe i had my finger in that
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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