So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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