I'm drive I can fine osifer
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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