He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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