i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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