One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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