i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
organizing the empties. That sober.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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