Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
How does one acquire holy water?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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