I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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