i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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