And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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