i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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