she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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