I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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