i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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