I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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