why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
