My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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