Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
