New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
