if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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