like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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