So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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