My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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