PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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