What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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