dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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