I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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