He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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