matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
either way he was missing a nipple.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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