This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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