I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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