Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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