are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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