Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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