So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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