Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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