is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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